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Dr-Cryllius

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Real or fake?

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn …that sure was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
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30 FEATURES

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1. For each of the 30 first people answering this journal, I will put their avatar and the three deviations I like most from their gallery on the list!

2. If you answer,you have to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger on the first place.
The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!
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Got Tagged

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Stolen and then retroactively tagged by :iconglassmouse89:


The Rules
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this". You legitimately have to tag people.


Five things about myself:

1. My skin once turned orange
2. I am incredibly fast reader, with very high comprehension to boot
3. I dislike calling people on the phone
4. I dislike Parties
5. I am interested in just about everything. Ask me in comments to try and find exceptions


1. Why are you on DA?

To be a lurker (/failed)

2. What did you want to be when you grew up?

I want be all of the things- except Medical Doctor

3. Best webcomic out there?
UM
I have made an intensive study into webcomics.
Every webcomic is different, and each is amazing for its own reasons.
of the top of my head, a few of the best wecomics i have read are:
- Parallel Dementia- A NOW DEFUNCT webcomic ditched by its creator, teh Awesome :iconbeanjamish:, for two other webcomics
-Slightly Damned- by the amazing :iconraizy:
-Homestuck- If you have not heard of this, stay away. For your own sanity. by The Blatantly Insane Andrew Hussie
-Schlock Mercenary- a sci-fi romp by Howard Tayler
-AND ABOUT A MILLION OTHERS I CAME UP WITH WHILE WRITING THIS
Seriously if you want a recommendation, just ask me.
4. What would you do if you had one million dollars?
put it in the bank for the next 5 years then live off the interest.
5. Any pet peeves?
-other people asking me for help, because i cant turn them down
-other people existing
-me getting angry at other people
6. What do you think is your biggest drawing (or writing, if that's your thing) challenge?
DOING IT.
7. Your self-biography is out! What is it called?
         Defeat=Victory
                BUT
Victory DOES NOT= Defeat
8. Are you a D&D player?
Much to my displeasure, no i am not.
I have tried no less then 30 times to get my friends together for a game, but someone is always out of town.
it is doubly a shame because I  love the game
9. Any big artistic influences?
The Planet Earth
10. If you had the opportunity to get a message across to a large group of people, what would your message be?
STOP LETTING YOUR PLUMBING DO YOUR THINKING FOR YOU
11. Three words to describe you.
Scholar
Quirky
Lazy

My questions:
1. WHO ARE YOU
2. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON PLANET EARTH
3. who/what do you hate? (and if you say you dont YOU LIE)
4. Who on dA do you interact with IRL?
5. What song did you have stuck in your head most recently?
6. How important is your Plumbing?
7. Stab, slash, smash, or shield?
8. What is your least favorite thing that you regard as "Popular" in any circle?
9. fav and least fav meme?
10. What direction are you planning to go next with your artwork?
11. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

i am going to be brave and tag the greats of my stal- i mean watching list.
:iconraizy:
:iconkorybing:
:iconreiley:
:icondomochevsky: (lol)
:iconkojiro:
:iconkyrio:
:iconmadkoog:
:iconsweets8:
:iconfloretwitch:
:icondarkmew666:
:iconyokoboo:
wow all 11
ask me questions
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so ya
i am now satisfied
i like this b-day gift to self
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I did my first piece! but the scanners broken.
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